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Whenever something crazy happens to you and is leaked online. Make sure you 'own' the conversation.

Cristian Joe · 07 Apr 2013

I was kidnapped for my birthday last week and contrary to initial reports no one was harmed nor were weapons of any form  used in my abduction. Many thanks to my friends for a great weekend and a million apologies to the city of New York for the confusion.  Read about it via any of the media links below.

 

Gawker

NY Times

NY Post

Wall Street Journal